Luxury Bag Meets Discount Chaos Poster

A vertical 9:16 luxury-fashion parody advertising poster with a single centered handbag as the hero product, designed as a brutal collision between ultra-premium maison branding and chaotic Chinese e-commerce discount graphics. The top half should feel like an elegant Hermes-style campaign: a warm beige and taupe atelier interior with soft morning window light, shallow depth of field, refined wall paneling, a wooden worktable, and visible artisan tools including exactly 6 workshop elements around the bag: a brush cup with several brushes on the left, a small ceramic vase on the far left, a leather awl or burnishing tool on the table front left, a knife-like leather tool on the table front left edge, an adjustable desk lamp on the right, and a spool of thread on the right. At the top center place a gold luxury logo with a horse-and-carriage icon above the word HERMÈS and PARIS beneath it, followed by one giant serif headline reading BIRKIN in gold. In the center, show one large structured crocodile-embossed Birkin-style handbag in [bag color], front-facing, highly detailed leather texture, polished gold hardware, upright handles, sitting on the tabletop, photographed like a premium product shot. Across the right-middle of the bag, add one torn-paper rip effect revealing aggressive discount advertising underneath; around the tear add exactly 5 digital glitch accents in neon magenta, green, cyan, black, and white. On the torn area place exactly 3 visible Chinese promo stickers layered diagonally: a small red sticker reading 福利价, a large red sticker reading 百亿补贴, and a black sticker with bright outline reading 亿补贴. The bottom third of the poster should erupt into a loud comic-book and livestream-sale visual explosion with torn-paper separation from the luxury upper half. Use saturated red, yellow, white, black, and cyan with sharp starburst shapes, speed lines, heavy outlines, and flying gold coins. Include exactly 7 bottom promotional text blocks: 1 large central red banner reading 百亿补贴, 1 red rounded rectangle below it with the Pinduoduo logo and the text 拼多多, 2 side banners partially cropped with 拼多多, 2 additional yellow-red 百亿补贴 bursts at the lower left and lower center, and 1 handwritten black calligraphy slogan at the lower right reading 砍一刀. Add one extra handwritten black phrase at the lower left reading 只需9.9元!. The overall composition must feel like an elite fashion campaign violently invaded by cheap viral bargain marketing, with cinematic lighting, strong visual hierarchy, realistic product rendering, premium typography above, explosive discount chaos below, and intentional aesthetic contrast between sophistication and low-cost internet commerce. Make it look like a high-end brand collaboration key visual poster for [collaboration brand text] promoting [promo text].